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10 Bad Resume Examples: Avoid Making These Mistakes Now

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Bad resumes happen. And there’s nothing wrong with that. They're a good laugh, after all, aren’t they? Unless they happen to you.

How to avoid making a bad resume? Our selection of bad resume examples below will show you what to pay attention to, and what to avoid when making your own resume.

Plus: You’ll see a selection of funny resume examples that’ll make you LOL hard.

This article will show you:

  • Differences between good vs. bad resumes.
  • Examples of bad resumes with mistakes that recruiters hate.
  • Ideas on how to avoid making funny resume mistakes.

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Resume Example

James Dixon

Accountant

123-456-7890

jamesdixon@email.com

linkedin.com/in/james.dixon

Summary

Detail-oriented and efficient Accountant with over 15 years of experience. Happy to support AccuCount Financial Services in improving its financial operations and transparency by leveraging strong analytical skills. Managed a budget of over $500k at FiscalFocus Solutions, cutting 15% of costs.

Experience

Senior Accountant

FiscalFocus Solutions, Kenosha, WI

June 2012–November 2023

Key Qualifications & Responsibilities

  • Managed and reconciled all accounts and ledgers, ensuring compliance with accounting standards.
  • Conducted internal audits to assess financial status and risks.
  • Implemented a new financial management system, improving reporting accuracy by 20%.
  • Mentored a team of 3 accountants.

Key Achievement:

  • Managed a budget of over $500k, cutting 15% of annual costs.

Accountant

NumbersNest Accounting, Kenosha, WI

March 2008–May 2012

Key Qualifications & Responsibilities

  • Prepared and reviewed financial statements, budgets, risk analysis, and forecasts.
  • Assisted in the development of the annual budget.
  • Implemented new financial reporting systems.

Key Achievement: 

  • Reduced expenses by 15% through the implementation of strategic cost-saving measures.

Education

Bachelor of Science in Accounting

University of Wisconsin, Kenosha, WI

August 2004–May 2008

Relevant extracurricular activities

  • Treasurer for Student Government Association.

Academic achievements

  • Graduated Magna Cum Laude.

Skills

  • Financial analysis and forecasting
  • Budget development and oversight
  • Proficient in QuickBooks and Microsoft Excel
  • Excellent organizational skills
  • Strong attention to detail
  • Communication

Certifications

  • Certified Public Accountant (CPA), American Institute of Certified Public Accountants, 2010.

Awards

  • 2019, Accountant of the Year, FiscalFocus Solutions

Memberships

Member of the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants since 2010

  • Lectured on "Innovations in Financial Management" during the 2018 AICPA Conference, New York.

Languages

  • English—Native proficiency
  • Spanish—Intermediate proficiency

Interests

  • Keeping up with current financial market trends.
  • Volunteering at a local animal shelter.

1

Good vs. Bad Resume Examples

Before we jump right in, let's briefly consider the differences between good resume examples vs. bad resume examples.

You’ve got an example of a bad and good resume in the picture above.

But—

What is it exactly that makes a good resume good? And what turns a resume into a terrible one?

First things first:

A good resume is one that:

  • Beats the other 250 resumes in the recruitment process
  • Goes past the ATS scan
  • Earns more than 7 seconds of the recruiter's attention
  • Lands you an interview
  • Gets you the job.

Plus—

The 2018 Eye-Tracking Study by The Ladders adds that a good resume is characterized by a simple, reader-friendly layout, and a resume summary or resume objective statement up top.

What about a bad resume then?

It won’t get you a job, for sure.

Want more details? According to a recent CareerBuilder study these mistakes would get you disqualified immediately: 

  • Bad grammar and typos (77%)
  • Unprofessional email address (35%)
  • No quantifiable achievements on a resume (34%)
  • Long paragraphs of text instead of bullet points (25%)
  • Generic resume that’s not tailored to the job (18%)
  • Resume longer than two pages (17%)
  • No cover letter attached (10%)

Note: The percentages show how many recruiters would reject a resume if it has the mistake.

Without further ado, here are some of the worst resumes we found.

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2

Bad Resume Photos & Stuff

Here’s another bad resume example:

bad resume example

Adding a photo to a resume is rarely a good idea.

So—

Don't do it unless you’re an actor or searching for a position where your looks do matter.

If you’re a civil engineer with zero Photoshop skills, and add a badly scanned picture of you that’s cropped along a stripe on your sweater, and placed in a “creative” picture frame—

Maybe it’s better not to include any picture at all.

But this isn’t everything:

Random capitalization, spaces before commas and periods, and double commas (!?!) in the summary make it look even worse.

Yes, it’s a very bad resume example.

Don’t do this to yourself.

Plus—

According to this study, 13% of the recruiters would immediately reject a resume with a photo.

Pro Tip: The way you write affects the way people perceive you. Make sure your writing skills are up to par.

3

Neither Fish Nor Fowl

Here’s the thing:

Job applications usually comprise two documents: a resume and cover letter.

A resume layout is different from a cover letter layout. Not to mention each of these documents serves a different purpose.

Now—

The bad resume example below fits into neither category:

bad resume example

It looks a bit like a resume, and… a bit like a cover letter. But it’s neither this nor that.

Plus—

It reads like a short story:


bad resume examples

According to the CareerBuilder study quoted above, 25% of the recruiters would reject any resume that has long blocks of text.

Remember:

A resume is not a cover letter (or a novel, for that matter). It’s a brief summary of your professional life, and it usually follows one of these patterns:

Pick one of these, and never make a bad resume again.

Pro Tip: Learn what the differences between a resume and cover letter are before you start writing yours.

4

Too Much of a Good Thing

It’s true:

The professional experience section of your resume is very important.

But this doesn’t mean you should squeeze in everything you’ve ever done:

bad resume examples

This is a bad resume example not just because it looks like a page from a telephone directory—

But also because the font is so minuscule and dense that no recruiter will even attempt to scan it.

It’s a flop.

Remember:

Be selective about what you want to show to the recruiter and tailor your resume to the job description.

5

Terrible Resume Formatting

Sometimes you don’t really have to use words—

When you see a mess, you know it’s a mess:


bad resume formatting

Why is this resume bad?

Here we go:

Random capitalizations, special characters, lack of consistency, stray blank spaces, abbreviations, and typos.

In fact, it’s a terrible resume.

If it was used in any eye-tracking study, the recruiter would be left cross-eyed.

Pro Tip: Using caps is not your best option. Learn how to choose the best resume fonts.

6

Mediocre Resume Education Section

Your resume education section can work for you—

Or against you.

The choice is yours.


resume education section

If you decide to put your GPA on a resume, just make sure it’s something to brag about.

The worst resumes are the ones that bring your weaknesses to light.

Remember:

You shouldn’t lie on a resume, but there’s no need to show everything either.

Pro Tip: If your GPA is low but the employer requires you to put it on your resume, well… you really have no other option.

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7

Skills. Or Something.

Your resume skills section matters.

In fact, this study shows that 35% of the recruiters would reject a resume if it had no skills section.

So—

Listing your skills can give a serious boost to your professional experience section.

Unless you mess it up and turn the skills section into something like this:

skills on a resume

Or this:

skills on a resume

Or this:

skills on a resume

The final example introduces a special category of “mystery” skills.

“Persention” could be a combination of perseverance, presence, and presentation skills. Who knows?

Pro Tip: Funny resumes are cool to look at. But you wouldn’t want yours to be one of them. Make every word on your resume count and learn how to use resume keywords.

8

I Am Who I Am

Funny resume typos are the sunshine.

Especially when what follows is just as hilarious:


typos on a resume

Personility—

Yeah, right…

By the way, one period clearly couldn’t handle the pressure.

Pro Tip: Don’t confuse personality traits with skills to put on your resume. The latter are soft and hard skills that fit the job.

9

A Different Kind of Typo

Remember the stats?

77% of recruiters would reject a resume that has typos or bad grammar.

Here’s a new stat—

100% of the recruiters who’d get to see the bad resume example below would burst out laughing.

So, embrace the power of spell-check.

typos on a resume

Source

10

Just Don’t…

The infamous My Little Pony resume is an extreme example of a creative resume:

bad resume examples

Source

It does break all boundaries, but—

Well…

Too much of a good thing is not such a good thing.

Pro Tip: Make sure your resume doesn’t end up among the bad resume examples. Learn all there is to know about resume dos and don’ts.

Plus, a great cover letter that matches your resume will give you an advantage over other candidates. You can write it in our cover letter builder here. Here's what it may look like:

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Key Takeaways

This is how to avoid making a bad resume:

  • Make a jaw-dropping resume header.
  • Add your current contact information.
  • Make sure your email address looks professional. 
  • Divide your resume into sections.
  • Label each section with reader-friendly headings.
  • Choose the right resume format.
  • Don’t confuse a resume with a cover letter.
  • Choose legible resume fonts.
  • Avoid squeezing in too much information.
  • Tailor your resume to the job offer.
  • Focus on your achievements.
  • Write a job-winning cover letter.
  • Re-read your resume to avoid typos.

Would you like to share some more bad resume examples with us? Do you have any questions about writing a job-winning resume? Leave your comment below! We’d love to hear from you.

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Maciej Duszyński, CPRW
Maciej is a career expert and Certified Professional Resume Writer with a solid background in the education management industry. He's worked with people at all stages of their career paths: from interns to directors to C-suite members, he now helps you find your dream job.
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